How to Make an Inexpensive Snake Wreath For Halloween
I hate snakes.No, no. Really. I HATE SNAKES.I know that hate is a really strong word, but trust this. Snakes bite. And wiggle. And seem as if they should be…
How To Make a Giant Spider Out of PVC Pipe
A few weeks ago, when we were having all that trouble with the bully, one of the neighbor kids did something really kind and generous for my daughter Soledad. While…
Anarchist Granola and/or Cookies
My husband thinks I’m staging a rebellion.A coup of sorts.One that will resort to a state of Anarchism. Total lack of governing bodies. The governing bodies that govern Halloween, Halloween Decor and…
Sweet and Sloppy Joe’s
I apologize. My mind has been a little pre-occuppied lately.And not about what you think.About other things. About scary things. Spooky things. Things with magical and creepiful powers.And quite frankly,…
How to Decorate Your Bathroom Mirror with Glass Stones
Remember when I started painting my little girls’ bathroom? I was all gung ho, excited and happy-like. That was 2 months ago, and I haven’t been able to show you…
How To Remove Urine From Your Carpet
I suppose there are a lot of reasons why urine could be on your carpet.Like maybe, you were working in Washington DC, and your cousin came by to visit. Then,…
How to Easily Clean Your Jewelry Without Harsh Chemicals
I’ve raised these girls. One for 10 years. The other for 7.I’ve been with them every single day, and for at least half of those minutes.You’d think I’d know them.…
Homemade Lower Sugar Fig Jam and Canning In the Microwave
I’m mad at him.A few days ago we woke up in our bed, I looked at him and smiled. He leaned over and kissed me. I said, “Wait, is the…
How to Skin a Cat(fish) or How to Clean a Catfish
There is something that my husband is a little embarrassed about.It has to do with me, and actually nothing at all to do with him.He doesn’t want you to know…
How to Make an Autumn Wreath
I have been a mother for 10 years now.Almost to the day.And, I can quite honestly say, I haven’t learned a damn thing yet.3:30 pm.The bus brakes screech in the…