Juicing In a Blender: Grapefruit Ginger Carrot Juice!!!!!!!
A few days ago somebody lied to me.OK, I think. Let’s move on.But then, they lied to me the next day.Yet and still, Lord help me, I want to move…
Smoothie for Your Heart: Orange Vanilla Protein (Tastes like an Orange Julius)
It just occurred to me that in September, I wrote and cried and slobbered and prayed to you about my Poppy Pops. I cried about his heart transplant surgery and…
Coffee Protein Smoothie with a bit of banana thrown in.
Dear Self,Get some cojones. Or maybe just borrow your husbands.Throw on your tight spandex workout pants (the ones with the neon hot pink around the waist) and your body glove…
Fresh Strawberry Lemonade and Somewhere Only We Know by Keane
Summer Weekend Galveston, TXLook hard. There’s something in there. Coffee Bean Flake. Cruise Ship. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -…
Homemade Fresh Lemonade Kool-Aid and Other Things You Should Know
1. I like to paint bathrooms.2. I like to paint bathrooms in my pajamas.3. My pajamas are old t-shirts.4. I don’t brush my hair when I paint bathrooms in my…
Green Apple Tea Slush
My brains are pushing on the edge of my skull trying to get out.I can feel the thumping. Thump. Pound. Thump. Pound.If my children ask me for something to eat…
The Unofficial Harry Potter Sweet Shoppe Kit
Today is a glorious and a sad, sad, day indeed. Today is the end of a long journey for myself and millions of other people. The last of 8 adored movies…
Movie Review: MONTE CARLO and A Minty Lemon-Cooler
Let me tell you this.I can not. Lie. To. Save. My. Life.If your life depends on it, don’t ask me to save your tail. My face will turn red, my…
Sun Brewed Tea
Shelbi: Can I have some tea?Me: Yes.Shelbi: Which tea can I can have?Me: Either one.Shelbi: Well . . . .what kind are they?Me: Black or Green.Shelbi: Which one’s the black?Me: …
Mango Margarita
Today is Cinco De Mayo. Which is the celebration of the victory of The Mexican Army over the French in the Battle of Puebla. Around these parts though, we mostly…