Gratitude
Dear Internet,I’m scared. I think I might be in some alternate universe. I woke up today and everything seemed normal, until my 9 year old was nice to me for…
Sushi Burrito
“I HAVE NEVER worn jeans and a dressy blouse to church on Easter!” I scream-whispered to my eldest daughter Shelbi, in the Macy’s girl’s department dressing room.”Yes you have. You always…
Black Crayon Scratch Art
Every six months, or so, my kids go to the dentist. Yesterday was that day. The gang went in; I sat down, opened a magazine, and relaxed. It was really…
Super Healthy Peanut Butter Banana Smoothie
Bad Mom Moment #793:Yesterday was picture day. The girls wanted to wear their hair down. Get it all flowy, curly, and glammed up. You know, pop-star like. I was sick the…
Bath Tub Paint
You meet a boy. You really dig him. You date him, marry him, and have kids (or any variation, thereof, I’m not judging). You bring your babies home, you love…
Burying Your Small Pet in Your Backyard
Uuuuugggghhh. My heart is breaking. Death can be a bee-ah-ch. Dear Shelbi,There are no words for me to say how very sorry I am. And I know, you probably don’t…