The Royal Wedding – Live Blog
My Royal WeddingI’m biting off Mom-A-Million. This is my first ever 4 am live blog. Maybe only live blog ever.4:13 – oooh. ooooh. ooh. William and Harry arriving in the…
2 Minute Whole Wheat Dry Pancake Mix
Alternate Title ~ FACEBOOK Faux-Pas: The difference between MY Husband and EVERY Mother I know. I had a phone conversation earlier today that went something like this. Me: Hello? Mr.…
Homemade Strawberry Syrup for Pancakes or Anything you might want to make beautiful music with.
I’m not playing around here.This stuff is PERFECT. With a capital P-E-R-FECT. I’m tired of typing those dashy things.It’s like when you went to The Pancake House when you were…
Zucchini Fries
Warwick: Your toenails look really pretty.Me: Thanks.Warwick: No, I mean it. They look really nice.Me: Oh. Um. Er. Thanks. You bought the polish.Warwick: I did? Me: When we were in…
Hearty Vegetable Soup with a Basil-Garlic Dressing (Pistou Soup)
It’s definitely full on Spring in my lovely town of Houston.Though, some days it feels like summer. Hot, hot, hot. And by hot I mean 84 which isn’t really very…
Creamy Grape Salad with Brown Sugar, Pecans and Yogurt
Today, I abandoned my child.I feel like I’m at Alcoholics Anonymous.It has been 3 hours and 39 minutes since I billigparajumperno last abandoned my child and I am going to…
Easy Spinach and Chicken Quesadillas
Soledad (4): Mommy I don’t want to ever leave the earth.Me: What do you mean? You don’t want to die?Soledad: Yeah. I don’t want to die.Me: Well good. Cause you…
Crockpot Barbeque Pulled Pork Sandwiches
What do you do?When the air is thick, and the clouds are looming?What do you do?When the midnight blue of the sky, marks an ominous feeling in your heart, what…
Easy King Cake
I’m on Day 2 of a Two Day liquid cleanse/diet/detox??? I don’t even know. So you’ll have to pardon me if I slurb my wurbs. It’s just that I’m so…
Low Fat Chocolate Granola with Pecans and Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
Can you see me? I’m wincing. It’s a side effect. You know, of Dingledorklosingthingsitus. It’s a condition. Or maybe a disease. I have it. Bad. Real bad. Which, is not good.…