Low Fat Chocolate Granola with Pecans and Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
Can you see me? I’m wincing. It’s a side effect. You know, of Dingledorklosingthingsitus. It’s a condition. Or maybe a disease. I have it. Bad. Real bad. Which, is not good.…
How to Make a Simple Hair Accessory & Keri Hilson ~ Pretty Girl Rock
Me: What did you just say?Soledad (4): Silence.Me: Warwick! What did Soli just say?Warwick: I don’t know.Soledad eyes wild, with her eye brows pinched in the middle. She has…
Orange Energy Drink
* this is the grand finale in my series. . . .Tale of Freedom. Part IPart III have something to say.Sometimes, I feel ummm. . . . . shackled.Bound.Gagged.Tied.Enslaved to my…
Raw Oats in Milk with Fruit and Honey
Tale of Freedom Part IIPart IIt was an ordinary night.I was off in my bedroom being very quiet so that everyone would forget I was alive. My husband was on the…
An Interview with a Me-Pire
Get it?An interview with a Me-Pire. Like Vampire. Like the book. . . . . . and the movie.It was supposed to be funny.You know ’cause I’m all “I LOVE…
Rocky Road Bars
They say it comes in three’s. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -…
The Fart without Fear Cookbook by Wayne Chen and Gary Goss
Today the topic is WAY serious.It’s about traumatized childhoods, inappropriate giggles, and smells that are so offensive they make you want to kill the offender.FARTS. Particularly, the really bad, ranky, putrid,…
And the Fruitalistic Winners are . . . . . . .
Guess what today is?Friday, yes. Such the smarty pants.Guess again.February 18th, right again. But yet, so very wrong.You’re really not very good at this game.TODAY is the day that I announce the winners…
Chicken Wings Just Like Hooters
I saw this picture the other day. The one below, not the one above. Try and focus.It’s a picture of my maternal grandmother and grandfather.I’d never seen a picture of…
Valentine’s Day Dinner at the Woo’s
I have a rule. It cannot be broken, sidestepped, or circumnavigated.Or there will be problems. And nobody wants Mama mad.Really, I’m Mommy. But Mama sounds tougher.And that rule is. . .I do not…