An interview with a Me-Pire. Like Vampire. Like the book. . . . . . and the movie.
It was supposed to be funny.
You know ’cause I’m all “I LOVE VAMPIRES.”
Well not all vampires.
Only vegetarian ones.
Anyway, I’m not sure how I got sidetracked. Interview, yeah right.
Somebody interviewed ME.
Cause I’m so smart. And studious. And ummm. . . .smart.
Just look at me.
I wear glasses. That’s like. . . . . brilliant people fashion.
Double look. I have a book. Now if that’s not genuis, I don’t know what is.
Who wouldn’t want to interview me?
Oh, hush your mouth.
You know you want to read it.
But, I’m warning you. I may not seem incredibly brilliant. But that’s my lure. I make you think I’m a crazy idiot, and then I’ve outsmarted you ALL. Making me. . . .Genuis. Brilliant. Smart. Vegan Vampire Lover.