~Mixed Berry Smoothie ~
On Children, Human Sexuality, Transvestites, Transsexuals, and Lady GagaSometimes we drive to a certain pizza place in a nearby town, because they run a special for $3.99 large pizzas.Often on those…
Butterscotch Creamy Dreamy Fruit Sauce
I’m finally 36.I feel like I should be such an adult.But, I feel like such a kid.A kid who has kids. Like I’m their really, really, really older big sister.I’m not sure if…
Triple Chocolate Bundt Cake, Mother’s Day, Birthdays and The Script – For The First Time
I was frantic.8:30 pm. Grocery cart in hand. Standing in the middle of the Target grocery isle.I speedily flew up and down the isles searching for semi-sweet chocolate, heavy cream, chips,…
Fresh Strawberry-Mint Salad and Using Cayenne Pepper in Your Garden to Keep Small Animals Away
I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. THAT. CAT!And by ‘kill’ I mean really, really, make it sneeze.It’s not as if I’m the best gardener in the world. Let’s face I’m not…
Chewy Granola Bars with Apricots, Apples, Pecans and Nuts
This is my staircase. Lovely. White. Pure.This is the banister, that one might grab to aide them up this flight of not so treacherous stairs.This is the little knobby white…
Marshmallow Rice Crispy Bars
“I made you something to bring to class. . . . . .Marshmallow Crispy Treats.”The kid raises one eyebrow, then leans in to inspect.”Are these homemade?” she asks.A smile rises…
Creamy Grape Salad with Brown Sugar, Pecans and Yogurt
Today, I abandoned my child.I feel like I’m at Alcoholics Anonymous.It has been 3 hours and 39 minutes since I billigparajumperno last abandoned my child and I am going to…
Easy King Cake
I’m on Day 2 of a Two Day liquid cleanse/diet/detox??? I don’t even know. So you’ll have to pardon me if I slurb my wurbs. It’s just that I’m so…
Rocky Road Bars
They say it comes in three’s. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -…
Molasses Breakfast Bran Muffins with Pecans and Sesame Seeds
I’m on a diet. Hence the muffin-athon. It’s not what you think. I really am trying to lose weight. 10 pounds by Valentines Day. So that I can be extra…