Him: Nicole! Nicole!
Me: WHAT?….
Him: I’m cleaning out all the drawers in our bedroom and they all have finger nail clippings in them.
A LOT.
Like someone decided that they were going to clip their nails inside each and every drawer in our room
Me: oh.
Him: Do you know who could have done this?
Me: no.
Him: You didn’t do it?
Me: no.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Him: Yes, you did it? Or yes you’re sure you didn’t do it?
Me: I want to tell you something…..and hopefully I’ll never have to tell you again.
Him: I hope you have to tell me again and again. . .* smiles crookedly*
Me: Look, EVEN if I did decide to cut my nails and leave the clippings in every drawer for the rest of my life. . . .
Him: In. Every. Single. Drawer?…..
Me: Yes. Every one. Even if I did this atrocity…..no body should ever even mention it to me….ever…..I have carte Blanche….
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For the record, he still thinks I clip my fingernails and hide the clippings in our dresser drawers and on his side of the bed.
I don’t. Promise.
But maybe if I just allow him to think this. . .and it results in him thinking I’m just a little bit unstable, it give our marriage the even wanten air of intrigue.
Also on my mind. . . . .
I forgot I had a vegetable garden. Look what I found today. In knee high weeds that I forgot to pull. My poor feeble brain.
Also…..my buddy Jenny gave me 3 huge foxtail ferns…..I was so excited, that in my elation I forgot to water them……
And also….two of my darling daughters are Softball Allstars for our beloved city…..and my brain hurts so bad because I worry for them . . . .
One child because she is so hard on herself….thinking she must be perfect at all things……never allowing herself the freedom to make mistakes. . . .
The other because she is perfectly content both her mediocrity as well as her awesomeness….which changes like the tides.
What’s on your mind today?