Maybe the “Lazy Gardener” is the wrong term.  Let’s go with the “Blind Gardener”.

How in the heck did I NOT see these Honkin’ Huge Vegetables?  For those of you who are also as blind as a bat, the ruler reads 14 flippin’ inches.  For those of you who are also mathematically challenged, that’s over a foot of vegetable that was completely over-looked by ME. Who knows how long these cucumbers have been sitting on this vine.

You can’t buy a cucumber like that in the grocery store.