Homemade Lower Sugar Fig Jam and Canning In the Microwave
I’m mad at him.A few days ago we woke up in our bed, I looked at him and smiled. He leaned over and kissed me. I said, “Wait, is the…
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I’m mad at him.A few days ago we woke up in our bed, I looked at him and smiled. He leaned over and kissed me. I said, “Wait, is the…
Let me tell you this.I can not. Lie. To. Save. My. Life.If your life depends on it, don’t ask me to save your tail. My face will turn red, my…
This weekend, my husband’s family had a reunion.It was in the country, where it’s hot. Sweltering, blistering, and humid. You know the kind of hot, where in the movies the…
Yesterday Soledad (4) woke up with a really bad tummy ache. So she couldn’t go to the last day of swimming lessons. It was water safety day and she was…
This is my Haan. I call it Hun for short. As in Honey, I love you.It’s a steam cleaner. I use it to clean my floors.Or I should say. I…
On Children, Human Sexuality, Transvestites, Transsexuals, and Lady GagaSometimes we drive to a certain pizza place in a nearby town, because they run a special for $3.99 large pizzas.Often on those…
I’m finally 36.I feel like I should be such an adult.But, I feel like such a kid.A kid who has kids. Like I’m their really, really, really older big sister.I’m not sure if…
I wonder if it’s a sin to revel in the fact that you’re selfish. Probably. Which makes what I’m going to have to say, worse. If that’s possible. My birthday…
Today is Cinco De Mayo. Which is the celebration of the victory of The Mexican Army over the French in the Battle of Puebla. Around these parts though, we mostly…
I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. THAT. CAT!And by ‘kill’ I mean really, really, make it sneeze.It’s not as if I’m the best gardener in the world. Let’s face I’m not…