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This is my Haan. I call it Hun for short. As in Honey, I love you.It’s a steam cleaner. I use it to clean my floors.Or I should say. I…
I have decided that I shall send the 10 year old child to the moon.She is a nut and a half and I only know how to deal with seeds.She…
On Children, Human Sexuality, Transvestites, Transsexuals, and Lady GagaSometimes we drive to a certain pizza place in a nearby town, because they run a special for $3.99 large pizzas.Often on those…
I have a flower from my basil plant stuck somewhere between that dangly thing at the back of my throat and the far left recesses of my tongue. Because. .…
Got a lot of basil?Mad at your doctor?Like to use your blender?Make pesto. It’s what basil bearing, doctor bashing, blend-aholics eat. No pressure.Easy Pesto2 giant handfuls of basil leaves (1…
I’m finally 36.I feel like I should be such an adult.But, I feel like such a kid.A kid who has kids. Like I’m their really, really, really older big sister.I’m not sure if…
I wonder if it’s a sin to revel in the fact that you’re selfish. Probably. Which makes what I’m going to have to say, worse. If that’s possible. My birthday…
I was frantic.8:30 pm. Grocery cart in hand. Standing in the middle of the Target grocery isle.I speedily flew up and down the isles searching for semi-sweet chocolate, heavy cream, chips,…
Guess what arrived at my door yesterday.It was actually inside the Styrofoam cooler. But. . .. .you get what I am doing.Can you see it?Well, come a little closer.Still don’t…
Today is Cinco De Mayo. Which is the celebration of the victory of The Mexican Army over the French in the Battle of Puebla. Around these parts though, we mostly…