Today I vowed to take 3 selfie pictures for Instagram.
Just a little goal I had. You know, get over my fears, push the envelope a bit. But, as soon as the camera flashed, and I saw the result, I realized why I NEVER take selfies.
MY CHIN IS HUGE.
I looked to my husband and said, horrified, “Oh. My. Gosh. My chin is huge!”
And he said, “Yeah.”
And I was like, “Yeah? Yeah? You say that like you already knew. Like this isn’t a revelation to you.”
“Well. Its always been like that. You’ve always had that extra piece of meat down there.”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AN EXTRA PIECE OF MEAT HANGING FROM MY FACE? Like a pork chop or a beef tenderloin???
Ufff.
Maybe the children will dress up as me for Halloween.
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Well people. THAT. . .is real life scary.
I’ve been walking around for 38 years with a rib roast on my chin and I never knew it. But my husband did, and he didn’t seem to care.
I’m just keepin’ it real. Scary.
You want to know what else is scary? I received these in the mail and I ate them all in 2 days.
Dark Chocoale, Pretzels, Caramel, Peanut butter. They were the winner for Fitness Magazine’s Healthy Snack Awards in 2011, 100% Natural, and a better for you choice than regular chocolate candy, Though I’m sure you’re probably not supposed to eat 40 a day. . .which might be why they are individually wrapped, but ummm. . . .you know.
They are so good. . . . that you will want to keep them all to yourself. But, if you don’t have an extra piece of meat hanging from your chin you may choose to share them with your husband. If you do (have an extra piece of meat hanging from your face), don’t bother. You deserve every bit of happiness you can get your hands on.
Or. . . . . if you’re the sharing meatless chin type. . .
You could make some really yummy Halloween Ice Cream Treats like What’s Lurking in the Mud Milkshake and Graveyard Ice Cream (recipes below).
But if. . . . . like I said before, you have a rack of lamb hanging on your face, you should just keep the world’s supply of Stix in the Mud to yourself, and instead share Funley’s SuperFood Crackers and Wholly Granolly Clusters.
Just like I’m about to do.
Now everyone can be happy.
Enter a comment below if you’d like to enter to win 2 Boxes of Funleys Wholly Granolly Clusters and 2 boxes of Funleys SUPER CRACKERS (remember them from my review in the summer?)
TO ENTER:
Just answer the following question in the Comments section of this post:
“If you could have any item of food stuck to your face, what would it be? ” Feel free to elaborate.
THE RULES
One entry per person, please. Or I’ll knock you down with my 30 pound chin.
The Funleys Oh Natural! GIVEAWAY will end October 13th, 2013 at midnight CST. Winners will be announced on Monday, October 14th, 2013. Entrants limited to US. They will be chosen randomly using http://www.random.org/
Good Luck!
AND The WINNER IS. . . . . . .
KRAZEKATLADY:
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Taffy. It smells as a good as it tastes 🙂
Please contact me at nickiwoo.thehomeguru@gmail to collect your prize in the next 48 hours or another winner will be selected.
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Now for the recipes!!!!
What’s Lurking in the Mud Milkshake
This hauntingly tasty chocolate milkshake is easy to whip up and will make your tastebuds shriek with joy.
Ingredients
- 3 small scoops of All Natural Chocolate Ice Cream
- 1/2 Cup of Milk
- 3-5 Pieces of Funley’s Delicious All Natural Stix in the Mud® – Original
- 5 gummy worms and gummy eyes
Instructions
- Scoop ice cream into a blender and add milk.
- Unwrap 3-5 individual pieces of All Natural Stix in the Mud®, add to blender.
- Blend until smooth, but leaving small chunky bits of Stix in the Mud®.
- Pour into glass and add the eyes and the worms. Enjoy!
I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for the Graveyard Ice-cream
This quick recipe will not let your taste buds RIP as the ghostly flavors bring a little salty, sweetness to those who go bump in the night.
Ingredients
- 1 Scoop Natural Vanilla or Chocolate Ice Cream
- 2 Individually wrapped pieces of Funley’s Delicious Original Stix in the Mud®
- 1 candy gravestone
- 1 candy skeleton
Instructions
- Open Stix in the Mud® Packages
- Crush into small pieces with roller or cup
- Sprinkle pieces over the top of Ice Cream
- Finish by putting the gravestone and the skeleton on their final resting place
Disclaimer: Recipes were provided from Funleys. I was provided with samples for the purpose of review. All opinions and meaty chins are my own. And apparently always were and always will be.
Geeez! You get the coolest, tastiest looking treats in the mail!!! xD and you have a very cute chin!
My mom keeps telling me the same thing:/ Thank you:)
What a great giveaway! Everything looks so yummy 🙂 [email protected]
Thanks for coming by!
Maybe something with chocolate and PB!
I would like to have an ever growing chocolate chip cookie there.
U would be the most beautiful person in the world!
Never hurts to find chocolate on your face. 🙂
Ha! No it doesn’t:)))
It would have to be pizza for me.
A chocolate chip because it could serve as a beauty mark.
So shiek u are!
So chic u are!
i’d choose coconut oil. It’s a food and it’s supposedly really good for the skin, although I haven’t tried it myself…
I’ve used it on my skin and hair, love it! It absorbs quickly and softens! Good choice!
Chocolate
I would have to say peanut butter:-)
If I MUST have something stuck to my face…maybe a crepe?
You must!
Caramel! Mmmmm caramel 🙂
Cheesecake, I love cherry cheesecake!
it would be cheese popcorn, i love it.
peanut butter 🙂
chocolate
“If you could have any item of food stuck to your face, what would it be? ” Feel free to elaborate.
lol ive seen people with bbq chicken and ice cream do just that,but would want something expensive…give me steak
I would like to have my face covered in hummus, because licking it off would be wonderful!
Peanut butter…. because its yummy!
Well if I had to choose something, I’d say ice cream. That would at least be yummy to lick off. 🙂
Thanks for the giveaway!
Probably peanut butter. My hubby and kids love peanut butter. It could be fun watching them take it off my chin.
Peanut butter. Thanks for the giveaway.
chocolate! thanks for the giveaway!
Probably nutella mmmmmm love it!
khbride at yahoo dot com
I guess, if I had to have something stuck to my face, I’d pick something like lettuce. Then people would think I was all super healthy or something. Or gross, whichever.
katrinasweeps at yahoo dot com
Would have to be chocolate and peanut butter, Yum
I’d choose to have chocolate syrup stuck to my face. I’m sure my husband can find a way to remove it 😉
Lol, chocolate and peanut butter, btw your chin is not large lol! Great encouragement from spouse
Anything with chocolate would be great stuck to my face, yummy
You’re hilarious! And your chin is lovely! Not sure I would want food stuck to my face though… hmmm…..maybe a straw? Connected to Wild Cherry Pepsi? 🙂
Oooh you. Very creative:/
Fun blog! You had me at Chocolate!!!
Chocolate pudding — easy to wipe away and eat 😉
A sucker because I could share it with others!! 🙂
I would say caramel corn:)
That was hilarious! But your chin is fine. And your hubby needs smacked. Mine called me a “ton o’ fun”. while I was pregnant for our son. he also called me a manitee. Men. I’d have chocolate stuck to my face. Maybe. Or maybe a blue raspberry sucker, except I have a creepy long tongue and then it’d always be blue.
I would say anything with chocolate! And your chin is not huge!
A brownie. Then I could find it and eat it later 😉
I’d have to say a big lump of caffeine so I could just take a lick every time I need a pick me up!
I would have to say a Reese’s cup! 😛
A blob of peanut butter. i LIVE off of peanut butter! haha the visual picture is hilarious. it would look like a giant sticky mole on your face. gross. Thanks for the giveaway!
Chocolate cake, the thin layer kind, with about 12 or 14 layers, I love it, but I am no good at making one, I tried:(
Taffy. It smells as a good as it tastes 🙂
Congrats! You’re the winner! Please contact me at [email protected] in the next 48 hours to collect your prize.
Hooray! I emailed you my info this morning. Thanks so much!
It would have to be red licorice, I can’t get enough of it!
I’d be happy with chocolate permanently stuck there!
I would say a giant slab of dark chocolate because yum.
Also, I skimmed the pics before I read this post and your chin is not the first thing I noticed when I saw your face, seriously. I noticed big, kind eyes, good skin and a beautiful smile. You are fixating. We all do it. You are lovely.
One food stuck in my face? Pizza! Or Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food, but probably pizza [email protected]
Cake batter. Yuuuuumm. eclairre at ymail dot com
If I could have a piece of food stuck to my face, I would choose a mustard seed ( at least it is small).
I’d choose cookie dough, I guess. Although I’m pretty sure it would drive me insane having food stuck to my face.
Symphony bar! The blue one!
if it was swiss cheese, i could store stuff in the holes…lol
I’d definitely love to try these! I don’t see meat on your face but I love how husbands have a great way of looking past our slabs of whatever and love us anyway, haha! If I had to have something stuck on my face, I’d choose something I could work with….maybe a tortilla! I feel like makeup would cover that up, right?
By the way your chin looks great. I would love to win these crackers, they sound delicious.
Strawberry Shortcake is my pick
Cathy Truman
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I’d love to have Banana Fosters all over my face, made with real rum sauce so that I can be deliriously happy from it. I love that dessert. Email: yona(at)pricelesswriters.com
gummy bears, at least theyre cute 🙂
cookie dough, I would smell sweet
Peanut butter!!! I love peanut butter
Would love to try these in the recipes.
Chocolate syrup!
Thanks!
Strawberry cake at least it would smell good. Please ente rme thank you
chocolate!
Snickerdoodles cookie dough. It’s delicious, and I would smell like cinnamon all day… I wonder if Johnny Depp would lick it off for me? Hmmmmm… lol [email protected]
A Hershey bar
Reese’s pb cups!
A marshmallow
coconut! (shredded, not a whole one)
The caramel look amazing.
I would want caramel. Sometimes when you eat caramel there is a residue on your lips that you can taste for an hour.
Chocolate!
LOL….great question. I would like to have a big blob of maple sugar candy stuck to my face….hopefully within reach of my tongue so I could enjoy it.
Anything with chocolate in it!
Reeses PB cups because they are never not delicious 🙂
For me, the one item I wouldn’t mind having stuck to my face is maple syrup. I love the sweetness of maple syrup that is so different from other sweets.
mattschmunk at gmail dot com
I’d like to have some caramel stuck to my face. It’s always tasty 🙂
Chocolate fudge ice cream…..YumYUM!!
Yumm Dark chocolate – although I <3 the others dark chocolate tends to help curb my addiction faster …but even though that sometimes helps…at certain times of the month it just doesn't. AND your chin isn't huge although the second picture does look like it but only because your mouth is open LOL thanks for the laugh!
Cookie dough! <3 me some cookie dough ;D
Taco salad crumbles! YYYYMMMM
I would love lots of chocolate stuck to my face!
Something yummy like pie!
I’d have to say chocolate for sure! But peanut butter would be good too as it wouldn’t fall all over the place and make a mess! haha
coriwestphal at msn dot com
Definitely some sort of milk chocolate, marshmallow and coconut bon bon mix.
lisalmg25 at gmail dot com
Salsa because I put salsa on almost all my food.
Chocolate mint ice cream
cw_white_63628 at yahoo dot com
Dark Chocolate
power264 at gmail dot com
Ramen Noodles – because they eventually will dry up and flake off on their own and they are tasty. etotschinger at yahoo dot com
A mounds bar! lol
A Jolly Rancher. Watermelon flavored. It would smell fantastic lol
Biscoff, the European cookie spread. It’s so smooth and creamy!
Hmm… fresh whipped cream maybe?
If it’s 5:30 in the morning, and I’m still stumbling around the house trying to wake up, I would be more than happy to have very strong coffee dripping down from each corner of my mouth 🙂 But, let’s not try to hard to imagine that, okay?
that cream thats inside Yodels or Hostess cupcakes..(or Drakes devil dogs, etc) man that stuff is goooood- never get tired of it… I would constantly be wiping it off my face and eating it
Kathryn C
kacor7 (AT) hotmail (DOT) com
The corners of my mouth full of dorito dust. [email protected]
Oooey gooey caramel!
jshallow01 @ hotmail .com
Hot Sauce! I am obsessed and put it on everything!
Guacamole – makes me color coordinated for lots of holidays!
stuck to my face… you mean like I’d fall into the candy display and a variety of dark/milk wchocolate would stick? Could I also have those chocolates with a variety of almonds, caramel and peanuts inserted? Now if you are implying that they will remain stuck to my face and not be a source of snacking, then lets go with a colorful array of M&Ms that won’t melt
Yes! You can have it all!!!!
Gummy Worms!
LLooks yummy!
Cheese! I love extra cheese on everything!! Thanks 🙂
Fried plantains!!!! They are the best!!!
Any type of chocolate. Yum!!!
Chocolate 🙂
I don’t do selfies either I’m a bit of a freckle face lol… But my freckles are brown so if I’m going to have something stuck on my face chocolate would be logical with any luck it would blend it!
I would not mind having an entire Thanksgiving dinner on my face! I am fairly certain God created that day just for me! Lol! The best part is that family would most likely be gathered around so that would make it a win/win!
Heheheh!!!
Any kind of chocolate!
I think i would choose vanilla pudding. I love vanilla pudding and it loves me too
I would choose chocolate chip cookie dough! i absolutely love that stuff 🙂
cmarquez482 at outlook dot com
I think it would be cream cheese, like after a bagel or something!
i would definitely want white chocolate and nuts and raisins and some skittles and pretzels and… they can stick to my face as long as they want as long as once in a while they slide on down and make me smile. 😀