I really need a new computer. And a new camera. And a new back up battery. And a new phone. And new clothes.
Me: Ooooooh, I really hate it when the adapter comes out of the computer and the computer goes, “Oh, I think I’m gonna hibernate, NOW! And then it just WHAM! shuts off.
Warwick: I know, baby. I wish I could get you everything you need, right now.
Me: Aaaaaahhhh, you’re so sweet. But that’s okay. It’ll just make us enjoy our things that much more when we finally get them. Right?
Warwick: Yeah, it’s just too bad you broke the other camera.
Warwick: And you slammed the door into those people’s car.
Warwick: And. . . .
Me: Okay, okay. I get your point.