“Is it okay if my baby’s pinky toenails are growing perpendicular to her feet?” I said leerily.

“Hmmmmm.” pondered the doctor. “Let’s see.  Oh, wow, hum. Do you clip them? I see, I see. *tap, tap, tap* Try using curved scissors.”  She leaned in for a closer look.  “Well. . . . . . . sometimes this happens. We won’t worry about this now. These things usually sort themselves out.”

I think I’ll worry NOW.