Asian Chili Lime Vinagrette

6:43 am: Roll over. Feet out of the bed, feel around for slippers on the floor. Glasses on face. Walk over to bedroom door, pull open. One foot in front of the other, walk to living room. Begin picking up blankets, pillows, and various accroutements that are thrown half hazardly around the house. 7:24 am: Laundry room now. Picking up crap off the floor. And by crap I mean clothes that may have once (in the recent past) been clean, but somehow ended up on the floor rather than a hanger or the laundry Read more […]

Low Carb Apple Cinnamon Coffee Cake

Apple Cinnamon Coffee Cake My mom recently decided she was going to throw caution to the wind, pack up her bags and go on a trip to Europe. In all my realities (and there are many)  my mom is this celestial chic being. Lover of travel, fashion, art, hearth, home, crafting, hippie-ing(is that a word?). Tho’ I don’t tell her often enough, she is EVERYTHING I want to be. She listens when my kids talk to her. She always, always, ALWAYS has on a cute outfit. She’s as smart as a whip. Not a problem Read more […]

Starbucks “Lower” Carb Green Tea Latte

I need a mad face emoji, stat. 🙁 That’s a sad face. I’m definitely feeling MAD. As in FIERY. FUMING. FIERCELY FEROCIOUS. Let me see if I can google an emoji like that. *taps on keyboard furiously* Too hard to do, in my mangled mental state. 3:45 am: Just had a nightmare, consoled myself through Instagram confessions, called husband (he worked overtime through the night), tried to go back to sleep, trolled the web, started to fall back asleep again, until you know who arrived home Read more […]

Low Carb Meal! Garlic Honey Chicken with Buttery Zucchini Noodles

Forgive me while I gush a bit.

And give myself a firm lashing.

My 12 year old has been begging to make dinner for the last week. “Mommy, can I please make a Keto Dinner Tonight?” And always with a firm, roll of the eye, I say “Umm. . .I don’t know.” And then I go on my merry way.